Biggin's Christmas night out. Poem. 😅😅🎅

[Bolton]

Nice one Biggin how do you do it.

[Biggin]

Dunners you always come up with a good one

[Dunedin]

It was 7pm in the Biggin household when he heard the telephone ring,
"can you get that for me Brenda as I'm just going for a swim".
"It's your brother Jimbo on the phone asking what time you are picking him up,
He says don't be late as you usually are as we need some time to sup".

"Tell him we are picking up wee Albert as he said that he will pay,
as he knows as everybody else does that that's the Scottish way".
They arrived at the pub by 7pm and by 11 they had had their fill,
"I need another whiskey" said Biggin and Albert will pay the bill.".

"Come on said Albert it's time to go as we've been going at some pace",
just then Biggin almost fell over but blamed iit on his shoe lace.
and you can't have anymore drink as you still have Brenda to face".

"No" said Biggin, "As we are in Vera let's go down to the beach,
there is bound to be some totty down there and it's well within our reach".
"They will all want to gather round to  admire my sexy bum,
and they can all see my 6 pack while we will have some fun".

"I didn't know you had a 6 pack Biggin, when did you join a gym",
"I haven't"  said Biggin " I picked them up from Aldi before I called for Jim",
They then decided that not many girls would appreciate seeing Biggin bare,
and Albert thought and Jim also agreed he had a body like a pear.

Jimbo said  "We need to grab a taxi home as Biggin's  in a state,
when he gets home and Brenda sees him I can't imagine his fate".
As the taxi pulled in outside his house they could see her eyes.start to boggle,
what made it worse she was in her uniform and that includes her woggle.
"How dare you come home in this state, tomorrow your head will be sore,
you will not be in the frame of mind to access Predict the Score".

Merry Christmas to all. 😀